<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5221540679806652997</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:44:45.098-07:00</updated><category term='Confderate flag'/><category term='The West'/><category term='colonialism'/><category term='America'/><category term='apology'/><category term='sports'/><title type='text'>Snaarkastic Snaarkazm</title><subtitle type='html'>Brought to you by &lt;i&gt;Jun the Obscure&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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"You are so wrong."</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jun Okumura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00291478225274759649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5221540679806652997.post-1832453649862994773</id><published>2007-06-13T22:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-13T22:49:23.451-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Confderate flag'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><title type='text'>America Moves on.</title><content type='html'>It's taken &lt;a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0706/campus.cheer.thenandnow/content.8.html"&gt;45 years&lt;/a&gt;, but it's worth it. In more ways than one.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5221540679806652997-1832453649862994773?l=snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/feeds/1832453649862994773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5221540679806652997&amp;postID=1832453649862994773&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/1832453649862994773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/1832453649862994773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/2007/06/america-moves-on.html' title='America Moves on.'/><author><name>Jun Okumura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00291478225274759649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5221540679806652997.post-1377631147304057618</id><published>2007-05-27T22:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-27T22:27:15.526-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What Could Be Worse than an Anusburger?</title><content type='html'>She could have been eating a hot dog? &lt;A href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3215032"&gt;Read carefully&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr width=50%&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(A couple of tasteful excerpts, just in case ABC takes the article offline.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;I&gt; [CKE Restaurants Inc., t]he parent company of the Carl's Jr. and Hardee's fast food chains sued rival Jack In The Box Inc. on Friday to stop TV ads that it says suggest Carl's Jr. and Hardee's use cow anus to make Angus beef hamburgers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CKE is known for running controversial ads for its chains, including one featuring a scantily clad Paris Hilton washing a car while eating a burger.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5221540679806652997-1377631147304057618?l=snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/feeds/1377631147304057618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5221540679806652997&amp;postID=1377631147304057618&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/1377631147304057618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/1377631147304057618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/2007/05/what-could-be-worse-than-anusburger.html' title='What Could Be Worse than an Anusburger?'/><author><name>Jun Okumura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00291478225274759649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5221540679806652997.post-834264605425510783</id><published>2007-05-19T03:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-19T07:38:00.535-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='colonialism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The West'/><title type='text'>Apologies, Schmapologies… awww, benny…</title><content type='html'>The depressing part of the story is that &lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSN1819661120070519?feedType=RSS&amp;rpc=22"&gt;it took Hugo Chaves&lt;/a&gt; to point out the obvious.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5221540679806652997-834264605425510783?l=snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/feeds/834264605425510783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5221540679806652997&amp;postID=834264605425510783&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/834264605425510783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/834264605425510783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/2007/05/apologies-shmapologies-apologies.html' title='Apologies, Schmapologies… awww, benny…'/><author><name>Jun Okumura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00291478225274759649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5221540679806652997.post-8363757750180107033</id><published>2007-04-30T09:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T09:37:18.299-07:00</updated><title type='text'>China: Porn Sparks Panda Baby Boom in China, Sez MSNBC. Oh, Yeah?</title><content type='html'>In 2002, CNN reported that &lt;a href="http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/06/27/giant.panda/index.html"&gt;"China is flicking on sex videos, and not Viagra, to rouse the dreary desires of captive male giant pandas who are famously indifferent to female overtures"&lt;/a&gt;. Now, five years later, MSNBC claims that &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15852885/"&gt;"[p]orn sparks panda baby boom in China"&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't get it. I mean, don't male pandas have opposing thumbs too?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5221540679806652997-8363757750180107033?l=snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/feeds/8363757750180107033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5221540679806652997&amp;postID=8363757750180107033&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/8363757750180107033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/8363757750180107033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/2007/04/porn-sparks-panda-baby-boom-in-china.html' title='China: Porn Sparks Panda Baby Boom in China, Sez MSNBC. &lt;I&gt;Oh, Yeah?&lt;/I&gt;'/><author><name>Jun Okumura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00291478225274759649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5221540679806652997.post-4375916798823154155</id><published>2007-02-26T20:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-26T20:41:33.615-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Celtics on a New Winning Streak! Go, Danny, Go!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;... to Secaucus...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr width="50%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Celtics had been on a roll before the All-Star Game weekend. The hiatus, however, seemed to take the wind out of their sails, as they promptly went on to lose four straight games after the break.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not to worry, they are on track again, with yet another one-game winning streak, this time against the Houston Rockets. The Texas powerhouse started a star-studded lineup including future US president Shane Battier, perennial all-star and defensive immortal Dikembe Mutombo, and the second 100 million dollar man, Juwan Howard. The other two starters were solid citizens Bonzi Wells and Rafer Alston.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dikembe Mutombo? Juwan Howard? And we won without Larry? Kevin? Robert?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Celtics are on fire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5221540679806652997-4375916798823154155?l=snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/feeds/4375916798823154155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5221540679806652997&amp;postID=4375916798823154155&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/4375916798823154155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/4375916798823154155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/2007/02/celtics-on-new-winning-streak-go-danny.html' title='Celtics on a New Winning Streak! Go, Danny, Go!'/><author><name>Jun Okumura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00291478225274759649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5221540679806652997.post-554012636927579845</id><published>2007-02-24T01:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-26T20:42:50.148-08:00</updated><title type='text'>As If You Needed a Reminder that Commuting Is the Same the World Over</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009196.html"&gt;This&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt; should lay to rest any thought that Japanese commuter trains are unique.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Okay, I don't think we would have said that. But still...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5221540679806652997-554012636927579845?l=snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/feeds/554012636927579845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5221540679806652997&amp;postID=554012636927579845&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/554012636927579845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/554012636927579845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/2007/02/as-if-you-needed-reminder-that.html' title='As If You Needed a Reminder that Commuting Is the Same the World Over'/><author><name>Jun Okumura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00291478225274759649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5221540679806652997.post-6507407009592164571</id><published>2007-02-24T01:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-26T20:43:26.639-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Psychics 'hired to find Bin Laden'</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=438062&amp;in_page_id=1811"&gt;Nnnhhhh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5221540679806652997-6507407009592164571?l=snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/feeds/6507407009592164571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5221540679806652997&amp;postID=6507407009592164571&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/6507407009592164571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5221540679806652997/posts/default/6507407009592164571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snaarkasticsnaarkazm.blogspot.com/2007/02/psychics-hired-to-find-bin-laden.html' title='Psychics &apos;hired to find Bin Laden&apos;'/><author><name>Jun Okumura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00291478225274759649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
